Monday, December 29, 2008

Easy As 1,2,....8?


If it's as easy as "1,2,3" then why are there 8 steps?
Home Depot; Daytona Beach, FL

(permission given to failblog.org to post)

Read Number 6


It's pretty sad that we live in a society where companies have to write the obvious just to prevent lawsuits by idiots that just might try something like that.
Ten is pretty funny too... it's a hair straightener, not an eye frier

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Men & their trucks...

As seen in the Publix parking lot of DeLand, FL.....We just couldn't resist this.

A testiment of faith or insanity?





You gotta love this. I went shopping in Commerce, Ga yesterday and this is what I saw in traffic. Complete with some sort of music playing (assuming xmas), star shaped twinkle lights thrown over the top of the trailer, plastic Mary & Jesus on the back, and signs & stickers everywhere....
I was cracking up the whole time & completely excited I was able to catch up to the guy to snap a couple quick pictures. :)

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

A New Bar In Town?


I never knew solid ground was a proper noun! Maybe it's the name of a new bar in town.... I mean that little stick figure is sure in a hurry to get there.
SunTrust; DeLand, FL

Get it Together, Man!


Donated by Mariegael

Monday, December 22, 2008

Hula Hippie Cowgirls Welcome!


Advertising a clothing store?
Historic Downtown DeLand, FL

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Flash Dat



Most parents encourage their children to get a good education, dress nice, and pursue a career and lifelong goals. I encourage my kids to "flash dat million dolla smile"
*rolls eyes*

Awesome Barbie-Not For Children



You'd have to be sick to buy this for their little girl. So you can buy it for me :)

Wal*Mart; DeLand, FL

Do You Lie About Your Age?


Really, I wonder how many women older than 45 would still remove their hats ;)

MOSH Museum; Jacksonville, FL

Cleaned... but When?


I've seen these before, but every time I chuckle. This Westgate resort is pretty cool. They have a full time carpet cleaning service who starts at one end and cleans every room. When they are done, they start at the beginning again.

Westgate Resorts; Gatlinburg, TN

Packaged Sideways


I don't think most people would even notice this. But being the anal artist type... I put this loaf of bread back onto the shelf because it was packaged wrong. The bread is sideways.

Wal*Mart; DeLand, FL

Straight to the Point


How else should they advertise?
Winchester, VA

Chop-Bug? Bug-per?


DeLand, FL


The world ends when Wal*Mart runs out of 2% Milk
DeLand, FL

Food That Runs Away From You

Wind up Sushi, need I say more?
Wal*Mart; DeLand, FL

Attack of the 50 Foot Women

Why are the male mannequins smaller?
Goodies; DeLand, FL

Yummy

This just makes me want to buy some ground up cows! *gag*

Why Do I Need a Windsheild Then?


Ormond Beach, FL

From The Mouth Of Babes


These kids seem to think that Noelle is an angry black widow

We Are Praying She Doesn't Have a Camo Wedding


Yes, my female cousin had a camo graduation cake. Complete with shot gun shell casings and pine cones.

Why They Invented the Wrist Strap

No Thank You

I do not want any of that mail, thank you very much! Return to sender!
Sanford, FL

High Gas Prices + Vet Visit= Radio Flyer Sales

You gotta give it up for these people who are taking the time and money to spay/neuter their pet... even if they had to walk there
DeLeon Springs, FL

New Way of Blogging!

Have something to say? Just stick it on the back of your truck! I think I almost ran into this guy so many times trying to read just what was sooooo important, that he had to write it all out on the back of his pick up.
DeLand, FL


New way of weatherproofing your car when your door falls off:

Contradiction my Friend?

The bumper sticker on the left says, "Do not hesitate or apologize for killing our enemies" and the one on the right says "United in Prayer"
DeLand, FL

and alex too

Alex always knew he was an accident

DeLand, FL

Injustice is Alive and Well in Volusia County

You're going to have to enlarge the photo to see the bumper sticker. I have no clue what it means, or who produced them. I just found it odd.

Really? Could They Not Think of A Better Word?

If you are thinking about doing that to an alligator, you deserve to have your head bitten off

CANYOUEVENREADTHISSIGN?


DeLand, FL

Proof that Zac Effron is a girl


Wal*Mart; DeLand, FL
Doll ©Mattel aka Barbie

Constipated?

I think they were trying to advertise the BEE Movie at a theater, and missed the point
Winchester, VA

I Adore Signs for Idiots

Spider(wo)man?


In his old age, Spiderman's boobs start to sag from all that swinging
Old Town; Kissimmee, FL

Keeping with the "fat" theme, and also photographed at the same location on the same day:

Most Insurances Accepted


*Not making fun of this man's plight, just the location that he is laying*
Kissimmee, FL

Willie Wonka Lives!


Universal Studios, FL

Twilight Zone


I'm on the first story looking up
DeLand, FL

If This Car Hits You, Do You "Walk"?

Kiss Me Baby!


Perfectly curvy lips in the back of your head!
West Virginia

DIY Bumper


Cassleberry, FL

Photo Bombing Gone Awry


Universal Studios Islands of Adventure; Orlando, FL

Sneak Attack


Sneak Attack!
Flagler Beach, FL

Private Dumping Only!


We could probably create a whole blog just from these types of photos ;)
DeLand FL Amtrack Station

Red Bull Gives Yoda Wings



Oooh that's how they got him to fight Count Duku
MegaCon 2007; Orlando, FL